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октябрь 31, 2010 | Искусство
Хава нагила - Филипп Киркоров
http:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=lU-2NoZ9hpY... читать
сентябрь 25, 2010 | Музыка
Мои Евреи - Вахтанг Кикабидзе
http:/www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd_4ECnU0so
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июль 12, 2009 | Разное
Лучше быть ёжиком в Германии, чем человеком в России
Письмецо одной девушки из Германии подруге в Россию.
Вернее, отрывок.
Пунктуация, орфография и остальные нехитрые обороты автора сохранены без изменения. Далее от лица автора.
... Иду, значит, шоппингую, смотрю: на обочине ёжик лежит. Не клубочком, а навзничь, и лапками кверху. И мордочка вся в кровище: машиной, наверное, сбило. Тут в пригородах кого только не давят! Ежи, лисы, змеи..
иногда даже косули попадаются. Мне чего-то жалко его стало: завернула в газету, принесла домой. Звоню... читать
январь 16, 2006 | Разное
Men and women
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her читать
март 10, 2005 | Разное
There are only two things in life to worry about
There are only two things in life to worry about:
Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well
or whether you are going to die.
If you get well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go читать
Whether you are well
or whether you are sick.
If you are well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well
or whether you are going to die.
If you get well,
then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die,
there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven
or whether you are going to go читать
март 10, 2005 | Разное
Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English
Let's face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't f читать
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers don't f читать
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